karma

"my boyfriend go out with his bestfriend. she help him finding my birthday present"

"once on high school, i help my guy friend look for his girlfriend's birthday present. i've told you guys about this right, when he ended up buying her a giant doll holding a 'with love' heart"

"wait, then he had affair with you, right?"

"exactly."

hahahaha, me living the karma. godspeed.